16 February 2009

the crazy's get crazier - vancouver gun fun



"You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.

Yeah! Every time somebody get shut we’d say, ‘Damn, he must have done something... Shit, he’s got fifty thousand dollars worth of bullets in his ass.’

And people would think before they killed somebody if a bullet cost five thousand dollars. ‘Man I would blow your fucking head off…if I could afford it.’ ‘I’m gonna get me another job, I’m going to start saving some money, and you’re a dead man. You’d better hope I can’t get no bullets on layaway.’

So even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you wouldn't have to go to no doctor to get it taken out. Whoever shot you would take their bullet back, like "I believe you got my property.""
— Chris Rock

09 February 2009

thiev'n arseholes




well, nothing pisses me off more then losing something i treasure...whether it be a girl, a dog , a fav piece of bling...and in this case..
my mickey antenna ball.
adrienne brought me back a new mickey ball and someone stole it off my truck! what low life does such a thing?

despair not!!!! for it shall be replaced...on the way to palm springs,we will hit the happiest place on earth and get another one!

and so the trip is planned...to CA, disneyland, palm springs and josuha national park...all with the wee rv in tow!

hooked up a super cute co-pilot, ..should be a great way to get to know each other ... and she has not been!

everyone should go to the house of the mouse at least once in their lives...it is living proof that happiness can be bought for the mere admission to a land of dreams and pretty things.
i cant friggin wait!!!

02 February 2009

picture perfect




i had a wonderful weekend. period.

the type of playful weekend where everything is right as rain. i am healthy. i laugh with ease and am surrounded by some very positive energy.
it was a opportunity to look back at the last year and examine how much my life has shifted.

i forgot how good it feels to be happy, content and optimistic.

i also found other thoughts of a past life that i truly miss. the sense of family, my family..a mate and a little wiener dog that ruled the roost. i realised how much that made me feel complete. i yearn for that feeling. i yearn for that pace of life where sunday morning and the paper were moments of extreme peace until that lil four legged bastard barked at shadows in the trees!

simply needs i have.